the world's shortest fairytale

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 05-Mar-2007 11:49:41

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said
"No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank
martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a
closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 06-Mar-2007 22:08:34

Naw she was really fustrated.

Post 3 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 06-Mar-2007 22:15:36

Hahah! Right! On! That's the kinda fairytale I want.

Post 4 by dream lady (move over school!) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 3:52:18

Laughing my head off. needed that.

Post 5 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 14:55:51

Here's an even shorter one... Once upon a time we lived happily ever after.

Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 02-Apr-2007 1:37:54

That was hilarious. loved it